If you are about to go to prison, I will do your time for you. We’ll have to make the swap before you get printed and photoed the first time so the earlier we figure this out, the better. (For instance, if you have not been arraigned yet, I can take your place at the arraignment and plead Guilty before the judge.) You’ll have to pay me for this— a flat $X a month for each month I serve, due when I am released. We’ll negotiate the monthly amount.
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