I’m a real super hero
I used to send ideas to a comic publisher. He sometimes sent back empty envelopes. Kids used to nickname me after super heroes. I was born blond. Extremely attractive. Very funny. Massively strong. Amazing marksman. Great gymnast. Fast sprinter. A ripped 285 pounds. Bench pressed over 640 pounds. Squatted over 700. Slammed. People often called […] More