not gonna have surgery on cop rememberance day now seeing you pissed me off fucker

I am visiting my parents of the holidays and I got here a week ago.
Last weekend I decided to you to a club and meet some old friends I haven’t seen in a while.
I got there early and decided to get drunk at the bar while waiting.
After a short while, this girl from high school ( I am now in college) came to me and started chatting me up.
Back then, I was madly in love with her but she just used me for rides and money and booze.
She broke my heart.
After some talking she confessed to me that she had serious financial problems and that she didn’t knew how to pay for her next semester at college.
I was kinda drunk at this point, so I told her “I’ll give you 200 bucks for a blow job” she considered it for maybe half a second and then agreed.
After the agreed I just took off with the words “I just wanted to see how desperate you are”.
That was my revenge for breaking my heart in high school !!!

What do you think?

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to the sis who caused fights every night at the dinner table for 45 plus years

pimp double booked me