I had this friend that I used to hangout with every day. She would always come over to my house, and me to hers. One time on a snow day I was watching TV and called her to come over. She came over and we were just hanging out in my room. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back there was a pylon in the middle of the room. I asked her why it was there and she said she had peed on my carpet and tried to cover it up. WTF.
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