Confessionals Gone Viral

1-Actually your words won’t haunt anyone in the abyss of anonymous confessions. You would have done anything for xyz cause you worshipped them but don’t have the decency to communicate with them directly to create resolutions to have a healthy relationship? How childish. You prefer ignoring someone instead of talking to them is actually psychologically abusive but it is easier to point fingers than see the shit in your own back yard. In truth we can only see in others what we are, so I hope you like the the most evil, manipulative, shallow, creepy, mean spirited mirror. | 2- First of all why would anyone want to “reel an asshole back in.” Look, I spent my life dating models, the high paying ones who own beach front property, it does not matter how attractive you are if you are a jerk. And you sound like a shallow jerk. Pretty women are a dime a dozen. It is what is between their ears and heart that makes a difference.| 3- A letter to it: Please understand I will never love you no matter how you look in your bedazzled leotard, how much money you have or don’t have, how great you are to your groupies around the way, etc. Again, you can only love or hate or see in people the qualities you possess in yourself. “I know you know.” Yes I confessed, so what. Are you 100% certain it is me to the point you are willing to gamble our entire connection on it? Don’t be foolish. It’s not like I follow you around from city to city falling all over myself to be in your presence, fill your mail box with 1001 emails or put dead pets on your doorstep or break into your house uninvited, come on now. Be realistic, it is just a crush that you happened to stumble upon online. You knowing I have a sexy crush on you or masturbate to the thought of you is a horrible thing in the middle of a pandemic? I think your hot, and…well safe sex is safe sex. Don’t fault me for having great taste and admitting it. Okay, so the plan was for it never to roll out across the internet, I thought it was a intranet, closed but I was wrong. How does this compare to you having creepy one night stands with groupies who are strangers? And we both know you have had many, even if the years are stretched out a bit due to getting older. Whose the evil one now…better go check the damn mirror for your stupid double standard. Besides, it was your fault, if you would have called we would not be having this confessional conversation anyway. No worries. I will find love, and fall in love before you are officially classified as a senior citizen, I once adored that is obviously a self centered asshole. Sorry I ever confessed to liking you, poor judgement on my part. Maybe I should be more like you and go sleep with some random stranger who tickles my fancy and ego while on tour. Musicians are the worst, f- players.

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