This is not a joke. I seriously want to be abducted. My reason for this is my own but rest assured, not only do I want to be abducted, I want to be dropped off in the middle of the woods in some other state. For a long time, I have even begun looking for websites that will hire abductors but can’t seem to find one. If I did, I would put out a hire on my own abduction and would even give my abductors my social security number as well as my bank account so they can take all of my money.
ever heard of red rooms