When I was a kid I went over to my friend’s house once to ask them to play and I really had to go. I was an idiot and thought I could just hold it in but my friend was taking a damn long time and eventually I couldn’t hold it and pissed all over myself. When they finally came out I lied and said a water bottle in my bag burst and we changed once we went back to my home. They still don’t know I pissed on their porch.
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