Did she ever tell you that she gets so turned on by the slightest touch of my hand or the energy of my presence her dog will automatically pick up on it and start humping the air? It’s so funny to witness. Even funnier is we have never been sexually intimate or kissed beyond a friendly chicken peck. It has to be hard to feel so many emotions for another woman and identity as a heterosexual woman from London. She longed too much for her families approval like a frightened child. Her accent and freshly made marsala chai tea were my favorite times with her, she is very intelligent. However, I stopped talking to her because although she boasted about her paid in full with cash Maserati, she was slow to follow through on her word and do what she said she was going to do. I like consistency and loyalty, flakiness, constantly complaining about life, having gray old lady pubs or smelling like a stinky cigarette no matter how attractive you are is a turn off. The Brits although the accents are sexy, the foul smell of smoky breath can chase a good heart away.
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