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    Vogue magazine is liar

    Vogue magazine steal below recipe for babaganoush. Family recipe passed down three generation stole from me and post on website. No name credit. No money in bank. No nothing. You must call and complain. They give 5 star review to FAKE chef. I AM CHEF. THIS MY BABAGANOUSH. More

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    I LOVE prison! I HATE life outside of prison.

    Prison is the only way I can get sex. I don’t have the looks for love or the money for hookers. When walked by that cop and punched him in the face, I did it because I was horny and wanted to go back to prison. When I robbed that gas station and waited for […] More

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    Liquid poo

    I got really drunk last weekend and the next day it was horrible. Literally my poo was water. And it didn’t stop. It burned and I think I even cried. I didn’t tell anyone because I didn’t want my dad to yell at me. The toilet won’t flush now and I’m standing beside it scared. […] More

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    I.D Queen

    I give out fake ID’s at work. Sometimes people come visit me and I sell them on the job. I am addicted now. I love the thrill of danger. He he he. More

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