Confessions

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    Mac -N- Cheese

    I have been on a gluten and dairy free diet for the past 6 months, and all I can say is gluten free pasta sucks, it tastes like it has grains of sand in it. It’s definately not as good as the real mac-n-cheese I would lick off your naked body L…lol… Of course I […] More

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    Mistaken

    I think you are mistaken. First of all, between Friday and Sunday, I had 4 different men I just met ask me out, one bought me dinner on Friday, another bought me drinks Saturday and the other paid for my $100 cab ride on Sunday, no making out, kissing or sex included unless it is […] More

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    Took My Shot

    I think it takes a lot of courage to pursue someone like you. Much less to confess your feelings knowing there is a 99% chance you will be rejected due to all the competition. Took my shot and was unsuccessful. Won’t ever regret trying and will always appreciate your talent but will be deleting all […] More

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    Married Man = Platonic Friends

    The married man & I only speak when he is on active duty. We have never left the strip center he works at, or been alone.We have brunch once every 6 weeks and he vents about his miserable marriage, his wife and 3 times he has wanted to abandon his marriage or kill himself to […] More

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    Fat Discrimination

    You may tell people I am fat and that is why I am not for you but it is a hormone imbalance my Doc is working on. I’m a pretty woman who lives & clean & healthy lifestyle. And I will lose the weight, but you will still be an old, getting older every day […] More

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    Love Spells

    Your Puerto Rican friend connected to your best friend and her flying monkeys lied to you about me to keep us apart out of jealousy. She has kept her bisexuality a secret for a long time, as well as they fact she had the hots for me for years. So much so, when her place […] More

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    Love Spells

    Your Puerto Rican friend connected to your best friend and her flying monleys lied to you about me to keep us apart out of jealousy. She has kept her bisexuality a secret for a long time, as well as they fact she had the hots for me for years. So much so, when her place […] More

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    this pandemic stuff – has taught me some real harshness

    has taught me be cruel to people who abused you before it happened as a payback and only do things for others to make yourself look good to the right people. Its about learning to be arrogant and huff in the faces of the assholes. Its like what they say about your pets “yes we […] More

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    Professional Tease

    Bends the mic, aims to tease, smacks the lips, strikes your need, traveling on, sexy, your one of many, aims to tease, but never to please. If your a classified a fan, better use video, pictures, and your hand. You’ll probably never see this B list rockstar again. Unless on an 80’s cruise with an […] More

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    Superstitious

    Superstitious: When people say the word ‘Goddamit’ out loud I cringe and take it as a sign of bad luck that our relationship will end. Stepping away from them like a bolt of lightening is about to strike them out of a clear blue sky, because they curse themselves and attract a lot of bad […] More

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    Not Crazy

    What people interpret as crazy or eccentric is actually my very high IQ. I just don’t think it is polite to tell people, hey I am a MENSA baby or make them feel dumber than me. So I let them believe whatever they want. Who cares. They dont pay my bills. More

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