Confessions

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    Making a living in the oldest profession

    Wild. That’s what they said when I was a child. Unsupervised. Later, he’ll never amount to anything. Like a lot of kids, single working parent. I discovered masturbation with the help of my friend. After a while beating off got boring. He jerked me off, I jerked him off. We started sucking and fucking. Later, […] More

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    My room-mate is so feminist and anti-male

    My room-mate is so feminist and anti-male it is pathetic. She is all for the ‘me too movement’, exposing every instance of imagined sexual harassment on our college campus. She embarrasses random men by yelling at them to “not commit rape or assault!”. Last night she spent the evening with several of her “tribe” of […] More

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    Stands at the door fully naked

    So I walk home from the bus stop and I pass this one house. The boy who lives there stands at the door fully naked. I pretend not to notice and I just casually walk by. But it is obvious to see as I approach the house that he is there in the doorway and […] More

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    its a wingwom for a gooses braidal

    the wingwom song like a moose in a laidal. no business, towns wreck don’t fly don’t slay til you bleed and confess messing with turkey slapped head. you ice bong looser and it only goes so far along. More

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    My sexy ponies

    Some years ago, I discovered the joys of plush toys, specifically My Little Pony plushies. I adapt my toys with “special” openings In the crotch and use them just like you think. I wake up to a pony poke most every day, and have grown quite fond of my little friends. I especially enjoy a […] More

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    i play with words and twist them

    and you can’t win. THERE IS NOTHING BIGGER AND BETTER THEN ME, I AM ACROYM. AND I DON’T NEED ANY MAN EVER. I DON’T NEED LOVE ANYMORE. I AM TOO OLD FOR LOVE. I JUST NEED MONEY. ALL I EVER CARED ABOUT WAS MONEY. I USED TO CARE ABOUT OTHEE THINGS BUT NOW ITS BACK […] More

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    pimp double booked me

    i can’t afford the time off for medical because i need the money and sex is more important than a cunt at the hospital self pitying doctors and nurses begging me to help their whore asses. i got a booking for sex worker job that day. More

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    MISS IT

    I had a crush on my math teacher in my high school. Since I had good grades, he liked to be friendly with me, It all began one day when his elbow accidentally touched my breast. From the very next day, he started doing it deliberately. He switched to various levels from just brushing off […] More

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    One time I was masterbating then I heard a jiggle at my door.

    & CSA non slave owning soldier; & Union doctor. I don’t care. Just put the southern statues in museums & on Civil War battle fields. You were conquered; move on. Its rocks & metal. Let it go. Then the rock heads can start fighting to get slave owner Washingtons stuff removed. Does it honestly change […] More

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    Thank You

    Am I Spanish? I’m mixed. People tell me what race I am. But others tell me why I’m not their race. In recent years; especially as migration increases, people keep telling me I’m Spanish. For example. A man was happy to talk to me. He told me I’m Spanish. I said I do have both […] More

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    It was such a thrill I had to go back for round two…

    Do you know cake pops? Those lollipop-cakes on a stick? I decided to make some of them and bring them to work. Bought the stuff I needed and got to work. I soon realized that my dough was one fluid mess and I was running out of time because I got the night shift and […] More

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    pulls my shorts down. The chocolate ASS has started

    Jealous Cunt of a Wife LOL She is jealous because I get more and better cock than he IS …. SO LIKE I Love exposing hot wife… When my wife and I first got married at 18 yo she was very shy and conservative. But within a few months she began coming out of her […] More

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