Gonna package poach

Planning to poach this bit of packaged furniture that has been left in the lobby for about 4 weeks in my apartment lobby. Going to give it a bit more time for the recipient to actually get it or not, and if they don’t I’m just going to take it.

I don’t do this type of thing, but if they buy something expensive and don’t even pick it up after so long, why not I make good use of it rather than let it collect dust there unclaimed? Their loss for not bothering to pick it up. If I bought something that costs so much I’m picking that up ASAP!!

The apartment complex I live in is relativey bougie and I don’t understand some of the people who leave their packages here for days, even WEEKS, some of the stuff they leave is quite valuable and no one except a CCTV camera to keep watch. Planning to dress plainly and hiding my face and any identifying features to avoid getting ID’d in case they follow up on it (not likely if they aren’t claiming their goddamn packages for weeks).

Anyway wish me luck! With good fortune no one will care and I get away with it.

What do you think?

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