I LOVE prison! I HATE life outside of prison.

Prison is the only way I can get sex. I don’t have the looks for love or the money for hookers. When walked by that cop and punched him in the face, I did it because I was horny and wanted to go back to prison. When I robbed that gas station and waited for the cops to come, I did it for sex. Prison isn’t a punishment. It’s a reward, a respite, a vacation, a reprieve from being short, ugly and poor. And I’m not alone. Lack of sex plays a role in recidivism rates, but you folks aren’t ready to have that conversation yet. Too politically inconvenient.

What do you think?

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  1. I can believe it. I knew a con who never made it more than about 2-1/2 yrs without getting arrested and back for a stretch. One time, I don’t think he made a year before he got sent back.

    You could watch the changes. First happy to be out, buying some knick nacks, enjoying making own food. Then slowly realizing he doesn’t know where he is or what the rules are. His behavior goes from slightly eccentric all the way to dangerous. You know how a top is steady and then as it slows down, it’s starts wobbling more and more until it falls?

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