When I was in 3rd Grade My Stomach wasn’t feeling good, and I was about to shit, and the cafeteria line was moving slow.
So while no one was looking I pulled down my pants and took a sit on the mashed potatoes.
Everyone thought the Gravy looked too lumpy but little did they know, that they were eating my shit on their lunch trays.
I Think one guy from another class noticed and when he took a bite he got out of his seat and ran all over the cafeteria before spitting in the trash can and washing his mouth out in the water fountain.
I thought it was funny that I ruined the Mashed Potatoes by shitting on them but I also felt bad plus I never got caught taking a shit on them otherwise I would have gotten in big trouble for shitting on the Mashed Potatoes.
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