I once lied to a friend that wanted to have a three way to make sure it happened. Most women and the hotter they are, the more they like hearing such things like having gotten it on with another guy.
I knew this turned my friend on. To have sex with her I said I did. Knowing me, she likely believed it. It never happened. While I can admit a guy is attractive, they do nothing for me. Never have buy just the way I am. Normal.
I told her this so I could have sex with her. It was with her boyfriend and myself. Maybe he was bi and wanted to see if I was too to justify being naked in front of another guy. I honestly can’t say.
I figured it would be a straight up 3 way of us doing her. That thankfully happened a few times. However, there was a catch. Great. I lied and now I have to make my bed, or do I? Her boyfriend tried to kiss me. I pushed him off.
She got angry and said “wtf, I thought you were with a guy before.” I told her I was and her boyfriend isn’t my type. He wasn’t a great looking dude but you do whatever to get laid. So I lied I was bi-curious to have sex with my friend, so what?
She for some reason thought because I was bi-curious (which was a lie) that because I said that statement it meant all guys.I said nicely again I thought this was a straight up 3way and that he wasn’t my type.
I said: “You can say what you want but I know you’ve always wanted this.” She nodded but then said “I have but part of the deal was you’d be with another guy so I could watch.”
I should’ve naturally known this was why she asked if I was bi-curious. She never specifically mentioned her weird looking boyfriend. No clue why I didn’t realize this. I guess sex was on the brain in full bloom. She then said “you seem bi anyways.” I said “I know I have a nice face, am nice and polite but I’m also a raging prick.” “So that makes me bi?”
I’m not in denial, a closet case of any sort , nor homophobic as I’ve got gay friends. I was a bit pi*ssed though that she assumed I was or that I’d want to do something with her ugly boyfriend. You either get hard or don’t for someone. I guess if I got hard, there’s your answer.
Amusing as it all is I’m not stupid. I am stupid at saying I messed around with a guy in college just so I could have sex with my gorgeous friend. It’s obviously all my fault. Now, she was livid and he’ panicked that he’s been outed of some sort.
It’s all my fault for lying. Not pleased with myself at all and feel bad for him not really her. He’s been outed in some form and I’m just a liar that wanted some tail. Great. Such an idiot I am. When I’ve seen them over the years, that anger is still there. From him, I sense embarrassment and I always feel like crap. One I’m not proud of. She’s a hoe as it is but that guy..
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