I was in Florida about two weeks ago when this very erotic but strange event occurred. I was walking back from the beach and stopped to rinse at a sprayer in a small park. There were 3 women there in short skirts all dressed up like they were going out for dinner.
I walked up and realized that they were all very drunk and laughing and being silly. One of the ladies about 40 years was dancing and lifted up her skirt and said something like kiss my ass just joking.
As she was dancing I instantly leaned down and lit my face right next to her ass. I could smell a sting scent of sweaty, stinky butthole and without warning I buried my nose directly up against her stinky thong covered butthole. She had a huge ass. I flopped my tiny cock and big balls out of the top of my shorts and gave it just a few strokes and it started blasting ropes of cum out of it. The other two women started laughing at my tiny limp penis blowing cum and the lady whose ass my nose was I realized what was going on. She turned around and kicked me right in my big balls as my tiny limp penis was still throwing ropes of cum.
I pulled up my shorts and walked off. The whole thing was like 30 seconds.
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