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    DUI Survivors Anomaly

    Last Million Dollar Question, regarding us ever meeting: What were the odds that you would be on -probation- for a DUI car crash 12 years ago & I would be the -survivor- of a head on three car DUI crash where every car on the scene was totaled 6 years ago? Think about all the […] More

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    Your Prince Charming Is A Dick

    I consider you above average intelligence and quiet the piece of eye candy. However, I never would peg you as the type to marry a gay man and be his beard so you could create the illusion of being married or never being alone. Since when does your brilliant mind give a f- about what […] More

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