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    I Will Do Your Time

    If you are about to go to prison, I will do your time for you. We’ll have to make the swap before you get printed and photoed the first time so the earlier we figure this out, the better. (For instance, if you have not been arraigned yet, I can take your place at the […] More

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    I LOVE prison! I HATE life outside of prison.

    Prison is the only way I can get sex. I don’t have the looks for love or the money for hookers. When walked by that cop and punched him in the face, I did it because I was horny and wanted to go back to prison. When I robbed that gas station and waited for […] More

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