in Friend
Ingratitude
Well I tried, your silence is deafening. I thought you were different than everyone in Hollywood, that you had a little depth and soul. Guess not, your just the girl version of Shallow Hal. Hope you liked the flowers. More
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in LifeConclusion
After meeting thousands of people, I have come to the conclusion that it does not matter how supportive, kind, successful or loving you are. People only care about 3 fundemental things: How much money do you have due to your profession? How much are you willing to share with me or can I use you […] More
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in LifeEnding Cycles
Closing out this cycle so it can free up my focus, or from being bound to the past that keeps us apart. Would love to get to know you better but relationships are a two way street. and apparently our journeys are headed in different directions. I know you were discouraged from giving me/us a […] More
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in RelationshipSelfish Singer
I am giving up on the Sel-fish Absorbed Singer. The show must go on. More
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in RelationshipCyber Love Sucks
Well if you called me on zoom or an app it’s not possible for me to call you back. So don’t get mad The number is dead to normal phone calls and does not clarify which service you used. Shame it is a missed connection. I liked you. Cyber or online relationships are honestly not […] More
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in RelationshipSettle
If you really want our silly flirty tryst to be done, I tell you what,; I will settle for Italian food take out with a bottle of kosher wine to our hotel room and you wearing only cobalt Chanukah blue lingerie. I want to watch you eat dinner in it, while reading you romantic poetry […] More
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in LifeValue Of Best Friends
Never date your best friend, but the second or preferably the third runner up. Unless you are 99% certain your bff is the person you plan to marry and build a life with Simply because once the boundary of a platonic friendship is broken it is a 50/50 shot you will ruin the friendship because […] More
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in LifeAstral Projection
Hey you. Meditation Queen. No astral or mind projection into my dreams unless you are in my bed 3 nights a week giving me orgasms in real time or visa versa. Light a fire under your ass, Valentine’s is around the corner hot stuff. Capiche? (Finger snap)..lol.. More
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in RelationshipKissing Hot Lips
I had a dream I was laying on a yoga matt after working out. You walked in all dressed up at the end of class and were teasing me, talking crap and I said, “Secretly I think you want me to kiss your lips with my big lips, perhaps you should sit on my face […] More
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in RelationshipPretentious
Thank you for calling me pretentious, I take it as a complimemt. Call me whatever, I think it is funny. Especially knowing your jealous that I have more talent and class in my one pinky nail than you do in your whole body. Being jealous is a trait of the insecure. People on the same […] More
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in RelationshipWhen You Go To Bed
I am waiting for the day when everything you have read clicks together like the last 5 puzzle pieces to our picture and you open your eyes to an epiphany about us and the rarity, preciousness of our connection. Hoping, one day you will want to wake up next to me, with my arms wrapped […] More
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