You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
I’d rather change a baby’s diaper than have lunch with you.
You have a face only a mother could love.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You’re impossible to underestimate.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
Two wrongs do not create a right. Your parents are an example.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
AND I AM ALWAYS GONNA HATE YOU. YOU JUST CAN’T POLICE EMOTIONS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES YOU GAVE TO OTHERS LIKE ME. CAN’T TAKE YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR AT YOU HUH? BUT IT WOULD TAKE A GORILLA WHORE IN A CAGE IN A ZOO WHO HAS PEDOPHILADELPHIA PANHANDLE DISEASE POX TO MIRROR YOU.
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