Yep. It may be weird to some but there’s nothing like a good poop to start your day. I’ve always been proud of my efficient and productive digestive tract. I am blessed with incredible pipes. I’m one of those guys (a bragger of craps)! I am also a champion of flatulence and have great fun ripping it up! Sometimes I like to troll public bathrooms with my epic beer and bean farts.
But… I once got constipated for nearly two weeks because a medicine I took to cure strep throat knocked out my gut flora. You can imagine how devastated I was as I had lost my crown not only in poops, but my amazing prodigious farts.
When I got cured with probiotics, medicines and fiber… man it was great! Best crap ever! Yeah I admit it, I’m weird. But I had learned a valuable lesson. Never think even the mightiest of bowels can’t be stopped and always try to take good care of yourself. Now I’m back on track better than ever and leave the toilet stinking with pride! Also my farts can rattle the bed and echo across mountains again! It’s good to be back!
*Pro tip from a champion pooper/farter who’s only ever been plugged once: If you’re feeling backed up yourself, use medicines (herbs and such) and you could consider flaxseed. Don’t overload on too much fiber as it could compound.
Only focus on clearing yourself out then eat fiber to keep things moving (though you could eat a little fiber if needed). Also consider using a footstool of some sort like the Potty Squatty for your toilet as we were meant to squat. I found out about it during the dark days of stinkless toilets and constipation and it really helps! I still have one to this day. So to anyone out there who’s bunged up or who worries about someone who is, don’t worry you got this!
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