I like to eat my phlegm.

Ever since I was a little kid I had no issue consuming phlegm. I know that it’s disgusting/perhaps triggering for most people, and I completely get that. What I mean by ‘I like to eat my phlegm’ (god that’s such a hard word to spell) is that it has a certain texture that I just like, my phlegm is almost always clear and healthy so I have no real issue with it. 🚨SKIP WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY PHLEGM🚨

My phlegm has the texture of that cheap, dollar store, ‘slime’/’putty’ you’d get in a Halloween goodie bag: like in a small plastic container in the shape of a ‘toxic waste’ barrel or a vial/potion. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it has a comforting texture? Please try to understand before judging. It doesn’t taste like anything (thank god) and it’s not like I ‘play with it’ 😭 but I don’t know, I just keep it in my mouth before consuming it (I’m not gonna say swallow because I think that would make people more grossed out 🥹). And, before you ask, cause I know there’s a lot of freaks on here… 👁️___👁️ …it’s not ‘sexually stimulating’ or any of that. And I’d never talk about it to anyone (unless anonymously).