So basically when I was younger I use to have a crush on this one dude for 2 years, me and him were really good friends so I knew where he lived. One day I broke into his house when him and his mom went to the store for a couple hours (his parents are divorced) and stayed under his bed for like 7 hours, when he got back from the store he came into his room and shut the door, I was so nervous cuz what if he found me. He then got a bottle of lotion and toilet paper and started yk, Jorking it. I heard it for like 14 mins (i think) and when he was done he threw the toilet paper filled with “stuff” away in this tiny garbage can, when he got called down for dinner I got out from under the bed and digged through his garbage can and put them in my pocket and left through his window (his window is only 2ft above the ground) I ran home and went into my room and started eating the tissues he nutted into.
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