in Job
My “WoW” Job
I love my side job very much. I get to try all the the **** as many as I want, any time I want. I am a child porn movie producer. More
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in Televisionit is annoying looking at an orangutan face
on the online banking page at the loser bank I am with. I feel like leaving because of her ugly face. I got rid of the other loser on there why do people think gapping ugly blonde slobs are even attractive when they are dogs on heat horse humping ugly apes. More
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in Lifethis pandemic stuff – has taught me some real harshness
has taught me be cruel to people who abused you before it happened as a payback and only do things for others to make yourself look good to the right people. Its about learning to be arrogant and huff in the faces of the assholes. Its like what they say about your pets “yes we […] More
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in RelationshipTook The Risk
No risk, no glory. Silence is an answer unto itself. And now I know it is time to move on… 🙂 More
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in LifeProfessional Tease
Bends the mic, aims to tease, smacks the lips, strikes your need, traveling on, sexy, your one of many, aims to tease, but never to please. If your a classified a fan, better use video, pictures, and your hand. You’ll probably never see this B list rockstar again. Unless on an 80’s cruise with an […] More
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in RelationshipPushing 60?
I was told by a wealthy man named James once, the builder of many famous restraunts, including the Mariposa…that “he learned after marrying multiple women across different states and countries, he not only appreciated the variety of their beauty, personailities, love making abilities and buying them each homes that he would visit from time to […] More
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in LifeSuperstitious
Superstitious: When people say the word ‘Goddamit’ out loud I cringe and take it as a sign of bad luck that our relationship will end. Stepping away from them like a bolt of lightening is about to strike them out of a clear blue sky, because they curse themselves and attract a lot of bad […] More
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in LifeNot Crazy
What people interpret as crazy or eccentric is actually my very high IQ. I just don’t think it is polite to tell people, hey I am a MENSA baby or make them feel dumber than me. So I let them believe whatever they want. Who cares. They dont pay my bills. More
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in FriendCrawfish and a Cop
I was dating a cop, we hit it off pretty well. Enjoyed spending time together, she looked like a young Selma Hayek or Penelope Cruz, pretty woman and we met at a Christmas Party. She invited me to a crawfish boil and had a bunch of other officers there with their wives, they had been […] More
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in RelationshipDrunk Lesbians & The Cookie Monster
I collect power women friends the way some women collect expensive shoes…and have dated a lot of alleged “straight women” in my lifetime. Well everyone is straight until you give them too much wine! 😉 Heeey, nothing like a drunk/bi lesbian that reverts back to hetero like a vampire at sunrise. Had many of those: […] More
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